What's the worst thing I could say?

I think that

1. in a few generations' time, everyone will have dimples.
2. when we are young, we'll wanna be mature.
3. the older we get, the more childish we'll be.
4. I have songs of over 100 bands in my MP3.
5. the current Facebook homepage is the worst one ever.
6. hokkien L4D is hilarious.
7. Devil Fruits taste like shit.
   
8. being yourself is above everything else.
9. "changing for the better" is phony.
10. sometimes being in a relationship is like flying a kite.
11. it's better not to harp on the issue.
    
12. there's only 12 days left.
13. I'm running out of time.

These things just came into my mind at this moment. And well, friends are the best source of inspirations. So, yea, a few of them are special dedications. If you are observant, spot the one that is exclusively yours. :D