Hook and Spin.

I'm so tired of straight balls.

I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin! I wanna hook! I wanna spin!

Damn, I'm such a bowling noob. And my thumb hurts because of that 13-pounder.

Bowling three times a week is seriously causing a huge hole in my pocket. Now I understand why bowling is such an expensive sport.

I hope I'll be getting my personal ball and shoes soon. And hopefully I'll start to bowl better after that and get a big, fat TURKEY! XXX

I'm still thinking what colour should I get for my ball. I'd mentioned about some gay colours like hot pink and bright yellow but obviously I'm not serious. I'll most probably get a ball with "outstanding" colours. Hahaha.

Imagine me hitting a strike with my hot pink ball named SALLY.