Today's entry is a special edition. All about insults and verbal assults. If you dislike vulgar words or insulting languages, i advice you to kindly click on the tiny red box with an X at the top corner of this window. And if you are a friend of the person that is going to be verbally abused, please leave too. This is to prevent shattering of your fragile hearts. Your hearts may shatter as you read each sentences. You will fell the pain for your friend. I know it's hard. Just leave.
'Only stupid people ask for the questions. Clever people no need to ask one. If we tell him, we will not be helping them we are harming them..'
If this sentence is obviously directed to you, what will you do? You'll proberly say, "oh, I'll just ignore him." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Someone you don't know just call you a stupid person. In your heart, you must have been very angry. Maybe you'll ask your friends to bash him up after school, report him to the teacher or come home to write a super long blog entry filled with words insulting him. Don't deny this. Seriously, he could really make me break my own record. He can force me to write the first ever vulgar word on my blog. Okay, here's how it begins.
In the morning, i was nervous about my bio test and when i saw avinash, i asked him what questions are tested in test. He didn't tell me much. So, this super-duper extra guy came up and spoke to his freind loudly, 'Only stupid people ask for the questions. Clever people no need to ask one. If we tell him, we will not be helping them we are harming them..' Okay, so what's the big freaking, screaming deal of a E1 student? Does that give you the rights to scold people stupid? Talk about a perfect class-ist. Does E3 symbolise stupidity? Of course it does not, but if it does, you will be in this class too. According to a highly reliable source, this retard actually asked someone the same question i asked Avinash before his bio test. The question both involved the questions of the bio test. He's calling himself stupid, how clever is that?
Actually he is more then clever. He's a GENIUS! Yeah, someone who needs to put 11 jay chou music videos on his Friendster profile just to show that he is a jay-fan, is a true, billiant genius. Yes, don't rub your eyes. That's what you are seeing. 11 MVs. Hey, come on, you think I can't see your profile just because you only allow your first degree friends to see your profile? Those people who are complaining that friendster is lagging, I present to you... THE CULPRIT!
Okay, now let's take a look at his friendster profile:
Schools (Other):mountbatten primary, moulmein primary, balestier hill primary and beatty secondary school
Occupation:student
Companies: Nowhere
Affiliations: myself
Hobbies and Interests: reading book, playing computer games, watching tv
Favorite Books: none
Favorite Movies: bands of brothers and finding nemo
Favorite Music: jay chou lin jun jie & hong jun yang
Favorite TV Shows: Almost all of them.
About Me:Weird and humourous guy...hahax...pips call me the clown among them...hahax...my friens i mean.....hate ppl hu act smart..and ppl hu betray friens....and most of all guys/gals hu toy with the other party's feelings...i despise them...
Who I Want to Meet:smart pips,clever pips,intelligent pips....god in real life if possible....and tsung yeh in personal....But most of all...JAY CHOU...coz he rox...lolx...
Hmm. Here's some comments of mine on his crappy profile:
1. He said reading book was his hobby/interest. And he had no favourite book. Look again. reading BOOK. One book is all he reads. I don't know how he studies in this way. Since he only reads one book, that must be his favourite book. Yet, he wrote none.
2. Why does he has 3 primary schools? I know, he got expelled twice!!
3. His favourite music is jay chou lin jun jie and hong jun yang. Ohh. Now I know that there's this kind of music called jay chou lin jun jie. And the other one is hong jun yang. Wierd music names, huh?
4. Ohh, he likes almost all of the shows on TV? Really? Does he mean that he like transformers and power rangers on kids central? I didn't know that he is such a artistic guy! He watch art central too! He must have like most of them. And I also didn't know that he is proficient in Malay and Tamil. He watches Suria and Vasanthem central! Wow, what a racial-harmony-loving guy!
5. Wait. Search your dictionary for the word 'pip'. Pip means: 1. a small hard seed in a fruit. 2. a short high sound use as a time signal in phones and radios. Either he can speak to seeds or he was too insane until he starts talking to a high pitch sound. He is so insane that he gave sounds and seeds personalities such as clever, intelligent, smart. Read the section on who he wants to meet.
6. He wants to meet god? That could be arranged. Just bungeeee out of his window. As simple as that.
7. He hates himself! He hates people who act smart, betray friends and toy with other's feelings! Isn't that him?! He despise himself. He must be suffering from low self-esteem then.
8. He is affilated to himself?! He must be quite be big to be affilated to or he must be small enough to be affilated to only one person. Therefore, he is contradicting himself, creating an unsolvable paradox.
9. He is making spelling mistakes all over his profile. He don't even know how to spell haha. He writes like a twit. Refer to http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/03/whats-twit.html.
10. But what he says could be true. He sure is one humourous guy. Reading his profile makes me laugh.
And here are some intresting things that you can find on his profile. There's a November's Chopin picture which the caption he gave it was 'HUO YUAN JIA". First of all, huo yuan jia should be spell as huo yuan CHIA. Secondly, huo yuan chia and november's chopin are totally different things. Get your facts right, you act-jay-fan guy. By the way, just because the girls like you, doesn't make you a SUPERSTAR. You are as crappy as renfred of campus superstar. Boys hate you, you dumbo. Got drown yourself in the school pond. Or if you like it, drown yourself in the canal next to the school instead. It's more comfy there.
See, i managed to finish the entry without using a vulgar word. I could have start with this instead:
Fuck you, you think you bloody great just because you are in e1?
But i didn't. =)
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