Hmm... Today nothing much happen lar. But i won jiayi in PE! Finally, man! Haha. Since there's nothing to type about my today, i should dicuss a topic and it is AH LIANS!
I found this article on musuem-of-twits.blogspot.com. It gives some of the ways ah lians are. I added my comments in red:
What's an Ah Lian?
1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
Ya lar. Hair so straight for what?
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
Cuteness can't be forced. Don't act if you are not cute.
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
Totally agree. It's like letters going up and down and they are going mad. It's bad for the eyes.
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
Yeah. What's with hahaz, sorix and all the craps?
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
Hey, can anyone tell me what the heck is nehz?
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
Act cute again.
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
*ehem*Fat thighs and SHORT skirt? Call the butcher! Pig's trotters for sales!!
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
Yeah and mostly are just lies. A 99kg person might say she's 40kg. Who knows?
9. Add strangers to their account
Know them before you add lar.
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
Tell us for what?
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
Lameness.
12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
That's what's they call cheap and fashionable. I just don't understand.
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
How old already ar?
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
Ya! That's so damn lame! Any problems with your own name?
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
The parents must be having a hard time supporting the family.
16. Many god-bros and sis.
God seh. Go wordship them lor.
17. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
They think that reflections will tell lies.
18. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
By looking at yourself more, does it make you prettier?
19. Loves techno
Disco huh?
20. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
Fake branded stuffs.
21. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
After all those things listed above, still not enough attention ar?
22. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)
*ehem*...
From what i see, i'm sorry to say that if you have at least 10 of the qualities listed above, you are qualified as an Ah Lian. Good luck! =) Bbye!
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